It was the most amazing invention I had ever known of in my life, and I’m Leonardo de Vinci. That’s practically impossible. It was still done and I am ashamed. I am not alive, but I am looking at this from heaven. I will now say the thing that has been taking over kids tiny peanut minds! Mine was of course the size of a melon, but you are getting away from the point. The horrible thing was….. MINECRAFT!
Kids all over the world are getting Minecraft for everything they have. I will list some of the things, books, computers, tablets, Ipads, IPods, TVs anything they can get their dirty, sweaty little hands on! Mine were of course clean and petit, but you’re getting away from the point! I wish I had invented something as cool as Minecraft or at least invented the TV! I am confused and sad!
Minecraft is a really great invention, but I curse myself for not creating it. I nearly invented the helicopter, but failed miserably. Once again I sooo wished I had invented Minecraft though. I hate all these technology things only because I didn’t invent them myself. I painted the Monalisa! That is the most famous painting in the world. People still go to see it, but struggle to know what the background is, because their very short sighted eyes cannot see it. Mine were of course very long sighted, but your getting away from the point. Thinking about it though I am the only one that knows who the painting is of. That will have to stay a secret for now…
I have just seen a little boy playing mine craft on the TV and he will not get off and his sister needs to watch meerkat manor. I have made a decision that Minecraft is bad because kids play it way to much and are not looking at reality. The kids will never survive the real world. They should be painting or experimenting not playing TV!!! The girl pushed her brother and they had a big fight. The angry kids got wacked and sent to their room. All this because both of hem wanted the TV. They got banned from TV and had to go and play in their grotty garden. Mine was of course covered in flowers and there was no trace of mud, but your getting away from the point.
Albert Einstein and Wolfgang Mozart are standing next to me now thinking my words and we are having a big discussion about it. “Stupid inventors” says Albert. “They should be playing piano” says Wolfgang. Beethoven just walked over to us after talking to Queen Victoria about something. “ Wolfgang is right, They should be playing piano” he said. “No, they should be scientists like me” Albert argued. “Piano”, “Science”, “Piano”, Science”, “P”, “S”, “P”, “S”. They were arguing with their too big mouths. Mine was of course just right, but your…. “Getting away from the point, we know!”